The moment liberals allowed and even encouraged people to identify as different genders, they opened a massive can of worms. People began using different bathrooms because they identified as the opposite gender, some people began to identify as genderless, old men began identifying as little girls, white women pretending to be black, and NOW, I introduce to you: the liberal-made human mermaid.
This woman in California identifies as a mermaid, and she’s serious. Can we get a psychologist over here? This lady is obviously delusional!
Fresno police officers say the unidentified woman was found walking the streets nearly naked around 3 a.m. on Tuesday. Her hair was wet and she told officers that she had been in the water. She also has webbed toes on both feet, which presumably helped to steer her toward her true mermaid identity.
Guys, not even Ariel had webbed toes outside of the water.
The woman was reportedly unable to answer most questions launched at her by Fresno officers, mostly answering with “I don’t know.”
“She is 5-foot-4, weighs about 150 pounds and has brown eyes and brown hair. She was found walking down the middle of Millerton Road across from the Eagle Spring Golf & Country Club, about a mile south of Table Mountain,” reports Fox 5.
Be careful, if you call her out on this obvious cry for help, you’ll be labeled as a bigot, racist, sexist, xenophobe…..or whatever new term they create to describe the oppression of mermaids.